Hey, never mind.
Never mind the masks.
Never mind the disinfectant for 9 Euro per tiny bottle.
Never mind the distance rule.
Never mind the empty bread shelf.
Never mind the bathroom tissue shortage.
Never mind the panic buying.
Never mind the standing in line at shops.
Never mind the idiots who have still not understood.
Never mind the sneezing in public transport.
Never mind the closed playgrounds.
Never mind the cops on horses at the park.
Never mind the noise of their helicopter.
Never mind the closed pubs and clubs.
Never mind the cancelled concerts.
Never mind the shut down bus lines.
Never mind the damned home office.
Never mind the conspiracy theories around the virus.
Never mind the lockdown fatigue.
Never mind the fact that the Oktoberfest might be cancelled.
Never mind the cancelled soccer matches.
Never mind cancellations in general.
Never mind the cancelled flights.
Never mind the empty airports.
Never mind the closed borders.
Never mind the danger of infection.
Never mind this entire mess.
But don’t touch my Ravioli can.