In Germany, there are hotels and hotels, meaning the quality differs a lot. Our reporter just identified the finest hotel in the country.
Berlin, August 17th, 2020. Update: September 11th, 2022 (The Berlin Spectator) — When professional travelers enter a hotel, they want things to be perfect. While they prepare for meetings by writing useless Powerpoint presentations, or by just sitting there staring at the wall, they insist on an impeccable surrounding.
So, you need the greatest hotel in the Federal Republic? These are the top 10 signs you found it.
Walking through the hallways makes you feel like the king or queen of the universe.
Your suite has all the amenities, including modern art installations on the wall.
Even the shower has its own lamp. Electrocution made easy.
An invisible bathroom door is the coolest feature of them all.
Those details remind you of the Waldorf Astoria.
The only new item in the room is the giant TV set. And it does not work.
You identify the style immediately. It’s Louis XIV.
You are glad the animals in your room do not seem to be alive. At least they do not react to your insults.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. That is why the carpet on the stairs has not been changed since 1982.
What was the question again?