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I would show you the dome on top of the Reichstag, if it was open. Hey, welcome to Berlin.

Big stories need to be turned into movies. Let's get going, guys. The star of the flick? Guess who.

Hey, never mind.

The elderly among you will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get the hell out of their homes to 'meet people' and 'have a good time'.

Europe and other parts of the world are in for another grandiose time change. Because the E.U. is constantly arguing about this, it needs more time for the…

Friends, it is time for the obvious: A Coronexit is the only way. In order to achieve it, we need to travel to the only place the virus has not invaded. Follow…

Had I just woken up from a long coma I would probably ask the doctor to induce another one immediately. That is because reality is pretty hard to take these days.

Have you heard of mean, self-centered bosses who screw up peoples' lives and bully them all day long? Mine is one of those. His name is Coronavirus.

We have to acknowledge one thing: The damned Coronavirus crisis seems to be adjusting our priorities. Yesterday's problems seem absurd from today's perspective.

When was the last time that many people told us what to do and what to refrain from? The Coronavirus crisis makes all those teacher types become active.