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By the way: That imbecile who just cut you off on the A100 city freeway, at 'Wexstrasse' exit, was me. And the ignorant who will do so again tomorrow will be me as well.

Something is hitting the fan on the Autobahn. That's for sure. The General German Automobile Association (ADAC) is already sounding the alarm. They are worried…

O.k., let's rewind this story a little. Why would the Governing Mayor of Berlin play President? Well, because it was his duty. President Frank-Walter Steinmeier…

Shoot me to the Moon. Please. I want to do some cleaning up before the next visitors show. An American flag, knocked over by the engine thrust of the last moon lander, bags with astronaut diapers and other items have to be arranged properly.

Millions of anniversaries are taking place right here in Berlin. "What in the hell is this dude talking about?" Well, he is talking about absolutely everything.…

It is easy to say dealing with the increasing number of passengers was out of the BVG's depth, dear 'Morgenpost' daily. But those constant accusations seem a…

At the Zeiss Planetarium, those dear friends from all over the world will already have purchased all tickets available for the next 124 years once you get there. But that's fine. You took that trip to Prenzlauer Allee for nothing? So what? There is plenty of other stuff to see. Planets are overrated anyway.

Over here, the press is free. You don't have to sleep with the publisher in order to get your critical article out. There are no phone calls from Berlin at 3:00…

Relaxation on the bullet train? Go to Munich. Need a little more prep time for your new presentation? Take that damned train. You want enough time to sleep away…

All of this talk about the Moon. Why? Well, the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11 is approaching and nobody seems to be giving a damn, except for us.