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We are Berlin. Yesterday, we were the vibrant city with truckloads of culture, delicious food and mostly nice people from all over the world. Now we are the forbidden city everyone avoids and criticizes. What in the hell happened?

Every country on the planet, with the exception of Germany, is weird. A total of 192 of them. The 193rd country, Germany, is definitely super weird. This…

Enough. It is time to get rid of this thing. So far, many of us have shown how we should not behave while trying to stamp out a virus. Let's get serious now.

So, you like bad ideas? Come to Germany, where they come in big numbers. Not a bloody day goes by without. Some hot shot is always willing to surprise the nation.

I wanted to take part in the Berlin Marathon last year, but ran into a long list of issues. For instance, why would anyone register for a Marathon after it…

Have you been to Berlin's Wissmannstrasse lately? A vehicle with British number plates has been parked there for years without moving an inch. Your Polo is…

Berlin. The city of cities. The cradle of civilization. The center of it all. If you are already here, skip the next 331 words. If not, there are more reasons to come here than there are calories in a bottle of Coca Cola.

Hey, wait a second! Isn't all of Germany supposed to lift the same bans at the same time? Well, no. Now they are expecting us to travel to Lower Saxony for a…

Big stories need to be turned into movies. Let's get going, guys. The star of the flick? Guess who.

Hey, never mind.