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So, you like bad ideas? Come to Germany, where they come in big numbers. Not a bloody day goes by without. Some hot shot is always willing to surprise the nation.

I wanted to take part in the Berlin Marathon last year, but ran into a long list of issues. For instance, why would anyone register for a Marathon after it…

Have you been to Berlin's Wissmannstrasse lately? A vehicle with British number plates has been parked there for years without moving an inch. Your Polo is…

Berlin. The city of cities. The cradle of civilization. The center of it all. If you are already here, skip the next 331 words. If not, there are more reasons to come here than there are calories in a bottle of Coca Cola.

Hey, wait a second! Isn't all of Germany supposed to lift the same bans at the same time? Well, no. Now they are expecting us to travel to Lower Saxony for a…

Big stories need to be turned into movies. Let's get going, guys. The star of the flick? Guess who.

Hey, never mind.

Europe and other parts of the world are in for another grandiose time change. Because the E.U. is constantly arguing about this, it needs more time for the…

Had I just woken up from a long coma I would probably ask the doctor to induce another one immediately. That is because reality is pretty hard to take these…

Have you heard of mean, self-centered bosses who screw up peoples' lives and bully them all day long? Mine is one of those. His name is Coronavirus.