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But something was very wrong. It took me a while to figure out what in the hell it was. The problem was that it was far too quiet. Was this aspect connected to the fact that I turned out to be the only person in the entire damned terminal?

Some Berliners drive vehicles that deserve to be called cars. But the German capital has to put up with fish cans on wheels and other phenomena as well. Holy…

A year ago, the first Coronavirus infection in Germany was reported. Back then, we almost suffered heart attacks when we read those news. Today, on the other…

In case you just woke up from a 12-month coma, this letter is for you. There is something you need to know right now. We refrained from beating around the bush.

Friends, it is time for the obvious: A Coronexit is the only way. In order to achieve it, we need to travel to the only place the virus has not invaded. Follow…

People older than 50 will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get out of their homes to 'meet people' and…

Becoming exasperated in Berlin is easy. Some people believe they are "the last bottle of Coca Cola in the desert", as they say in Mexico. By the way: Looking at the most annoying Berliners will distract us from the Corona mess, at least for a moment.

Dumb answers cannot exist without stupid questions and vice versa. Wait, a minute: Actually, they can. Anyway: In 'Dull Answers to Stupid Questions', we…

We are Berlin. Yesterday, we were the vibrant city with truckloads of culture, delicious food and mostly nice people from all over the world. Now we are the…

Enough. It is time to get rid of this thing. So far, many of us have shown how we should not behave while trying to stamp out a virus. Let's get serious now.