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Friends, it is time for the obvious: A Coronexit is the only way. In order to achieve it, we need to travel to the only place the virus has not invaded. Follow me. I know the way.

People older than 50 will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get out of their homes to 'meet people' and…

Becoming exasperated in Berlin is easy. Some people believe they are "the last bottle of Coca Cola in the desert", as they say in Mexico. By the way: Looking at…

Dumb answers cannot exist without stupid questions and vice versa. Wait, a minute: Actually, they can. Anyway: In 'Dull Answers to Stupid Questions', we celebrate the stupid question, the dumb answer and the dull intro. This time, it is about Berlin's airport situation.

We are Berlin. Yesterday, we were the vibrant city with truckloads of culture, delicious food and mostly nice people from all over the world. Now we are the…

Leave those leaves where they belong, up on those trees! I insist. I don't care how you do it. Use glue to put them back up there. Nail them to those branches.…

Six months of Corona are behind us, and no end is in sight. What a bad year. We urgently need to warn the people who have not gotten to 2020 yet.

Enough. It is time to get rid of this thing. So far, many of us have shown how we should not behave while trying to stamp out a virus. Let's get serious now.

Have you been to Berlin's Wissmannstrasse lately? A vehicle with British number plates has been parked there for years without moving an inch. Your Polo is…

Berlin. The city of cities. The cradle of civilization. The center of it all. If you are already here, skip the next 331 words. If not, there are more reasons to come here than there are calories in a bottle of Coca Cola.