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Leave those leaves where they belong, up on those trees! I insist. I don't care how you do it. Use glue to put them back up there. Nail them to those branches. Use magnets. Just do it.

Six months of Corona are behind us, and no end is in sight. What a bad year. We urgently need to warn the people who have not gotten to 2020 yet.

Enough. It is time to get rid of this thing. So far, many of us have shown how we should not behave while trying to stamp out a virus. Let's get serious now.

Have you been to Berlin's Wissmannstrasse lately? A vehicle with British number plates has been parked there for years without moving an inch. Your Polo is still there. You can pick it up.

Berlin. The city of cities. The cradle of civilization. The center of it all. If you are already here, skip the next 331 words. If not, there are more reasons…

Hey, wait a second! Isn't all of Germany supposed to lift the same bans at the same time? Well, no. Now they are expecting us to travel to Lower Saxony for a…

So Corona is changing our vacation plans? Well, yes. But it looks like the virus is doing us a favor. Trips to beaches and other locations are not as great as people say they are.

Big stories need to be turned into movies. Let's get going, guys. The star of the flick? Guess who.

Hey, never mind.

The elderly among you will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get the hell out of their homes to 'meet people' and 'have a good time'.