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Have you been to Berlin's Wissmannstrasse lately? A vehicle with British number plates has been parked there for years without moving an inch. Your Polo is still there. You can pick it up.

Berlin. The city of cities. The cradle of civilization. The center of it all. If you are already here, skip the next 331 words. If not, there are more reasons…

Hey, wait a second! Isn't all of Germany supposed to lift the same bans at the same time? Well, no. Now they are expecting us to travel to Lower Saxony for a…

So Corona is changing our vacation plans? Well, yes. But it looks like the virus is doing us a favor. Trips to beaches and other locations are not as great as people say they are.

Big stories need to be turned into movies. Let's get going, guys. The star of the flick? Guess who.

Hey, never mind.

The elderly among you will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get the hell out of their homes to 'meet people' and 'have a good time'.

Friends, it is time for the obvious: A Coronexit is the only way. In order to achieve it, we need to travel to the only place the virus has not invaded. Follow…

Had I just woken up from a long coma I would probably ask the doctor to induce another one immediately. That is because reality is pretty hard to take these…

Have you heard of mean, self-centered bosses who screw up peoples' lives and bully them all day long? Mine is one of those. His name is Coronavirus.