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The elderly among you will remember those days when people did something called 'going out'. It meant they would get the hell out of their homes to 'meet people' and 'have a good time'.

Friends, it is time for the obvious: A Coronexit is the only way. In order to achieve it, we need to travel to the only place the virus has not invaded. Follow…

Had I just woken up from a long coma I would probably ask the doctor to induce another one immediately. That is because reality is pretty hard to take these…

Have you heard of mean, self-centered bosses who screw up peoples' lives and bully them all day long? Mine is one of those. His name is Coronavirus.

We have to acknowledge one thing: The damned Coronavirus crisis seems to be adjusting our priorities. Yesterday's problems seem absurd from today's perspective.

In case of emergency, reaching Mr. Corona on the phone is something even Ethan Hunt would not manage to do. I will keep on trying anyway.

But something was very wrong. It took me a while to figure out what in the hell it was. The problem was that it was far too quiet. Was this aspect connected to the fact that I turned out to be the only person in the entire damned terminal?

This decade did not really have a good start at all. Watching the events unfold in disbelief is what most of us are doing.

This is about that white stuff that falls down from the sky. Well, it actually doesn't. That's the point. Who gave this guy a keypad anyway?

On a hot day in the year 4019, some people with little shovels, buckets and tooth brushes might dig into the desert which will cover the area known as Berlin today. Here is what they will find.