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Hey, it is 2020. I just got the memo. There are things we, humanity, should achieve this year. Let's get to work, guys.

There are plenty of things the Americans are far better at than we, the Europeans. One of those is convenience. It is about time we learned from our friends on…

'Ich bin ein Berliner.' Therefore Currywurst is my Sushi. The 'Quasimodo' is my Warner Theater. The bike lanes are my Autobahn and 'Aldi' is my 'Trader Joe's'.

Berlin is nice in fall, when it stops raining now and then. But that doesn't mean we should start selling Christmas products this early, right? By the way: Have you noticed what kind of huge difference a little word can make?

I wanted the take part in the Berlin Marathon, but ran into a long list of issues. O.k., I admit it: I lost before even taking part. Since I did everything…

Our reporter spent two days at the IAA motor show in Frankfurt. He must have breathed through an electric car's exhaust pipe accidentally or something. Do not…

Silly seasons are not what they used to be. Besides, this summer's filler news was late. Besides, would you want your ultrasound in the newspaper? Really? O.k., but would you want the Governing Mayor to comment on it?

By the way: That imbecile who just cut you off on the A100 city freeway, at 'Wexstrasse' exit, was me. And the ignorant who will do so again tomorrow will be me…

It is easy to say dealing with the increasing number of passengers was out of the BVG's depth, dear 'Morgenpost' daily. But those constant accusations seem a…

At the Zeiss Planetarium, those dear friends from all over the world will already have purchased all tickets available for the next 124 years once you get there. But that's fine. You took that trip to Prenzlauer Allee for nothing? So what? There is plenty of other stuff to see. Planets are overrated anyway.